My ex-Guild Sponsor, BorneliusBudgie49, told me that every time you slay a Corrupted Greater Crypt Warden, there's an 11% chance it'll drop an Auspicious Prize Coffer, and then there's a 2% chance the prize will be an Abyssal Trinket of Arcane Noticement, and then if you take the trinket to the Dilapidated Grungeway in Lower Garnol Buke, there's a 0.7% chance that a hidden merchant will ambush you and force you to barter, and there's a 0.3% chance that the merchant will be Yandel Flax the Arch-Fence, and if you offer her the trinket then there's a 0.1% chance she'll give you the Cozencryst of Unwellness, which lets you complete any quest by feigning sick to the quest-giver, and you don't get any XP but you still receive the quest rewards out of pity! I think only one person ever got it, but I heard they got permabanned for glitch-sitting on the statue of Uncrowned King Bergahr's head and emoting "/dyes King Bergahr's hair brown."

Anyway, this time at The Spill we'll hear about stuff that only ever happened once, like when all the townsfolk spontaneously turned into jelly and combined into a single superjelly for an hour; or stuff that happens more than once but very infrequently, like how every 14 years a dire bear wanders into town, and the only way to get the bear to leave is to sacrifice the current mayor for the bear's dinner and then dress the bear in the mayor's clothing; or stuff that happens all the time but which nobody is allowed to see, like how whenever you're out at the midday corm-and-bulb swap, dormice invade your kitchen and swim in the rain cistern without permission.

Come to The Spill and hear true stories told live! This time our theme will be Rare Occurrences, inspired by the poetry of Shanya Bouyear ! All the stories will be true, straight from the mouths of audience members, all relating in whichever way to the theme, Rare Occurrences.

$3 at the door. All Ages! PreFunk Beer Bar Nampa will be selling beers like usual, but this time every beer you drink will be the only beer you drink at the time you're drinking it. Think about that.

Featuring poet Shanya Bouyear
At Flying M Coffee Garage Nampa
$3 ~ all-ages, always.

21+ beverage support from Prefunk Beer Bar Nampa